You rang? Iris, Bare Essential Cleaning Service's Victorian maid, at your service.
As a lifelong lover of all things historical, I specialize in bringing a refined, antiquated aesthetic to my domestic pursuits. Whether you prefer a meek parlor maid in all white ruffles or a severe housekeeper who runs a tight ship is up to your discretion. Have another historically inspired penchant? Let's make your fantasy come to life.
Beneath my ruffled cap, apron, and bloomers, you can expect glimpses of my milky white C-cup mammaries and callipygian curves. Request a bun drop and I will let down my rear-length auburn hair. I have three tattoos that I am happy to show or cover at your request.
With a varied background in hospitality, burlesque, nude art modeling, and tea room service, I strive to move gracefully and discretely through the space in my care. I am equally happy to be seen & not heard or to bring my wit and snark to pleasant conversation. Homemaking is my passion, and I believe that a pleasant attitude is as important to making a space feel homey as a tidy environment. I am happy to take on some house plant or garden care, pet care, or other hospitality duties. My dream is to serve a saucy tea party - let's make it happen!
When I'm not moonlighting so to speak, I can be found tending to my backyard homestead, whipping up some sweet treat or homebrew from scratch, or crafting various lotions and potions. My outings typically find me either enjoying a craft beer at a local brewery or square dancing. Let's be honest, though; I spend most of my time under one of my four cats, knitting.
If you're interested in an elegant experience with a touch of antiquity, I hope you'll find I'm just your cup of tea.
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